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I would like to give credit to AgentNine for the idea of spoofing H*R toons! Shopiom Productions and AgentNine Films present: "THE PURPLEST CABBAGE!" Page Title: Eat your cabbages! ---- Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom! The Purplest Cabbage Shopiom: {looks down at self} Whoa, I'm so flat! This toon should be called "Lose Weight Now Ask Me How!" Yeah, this title sucks. Purplest isn't even a word! And since when are cabbages purple? The Cheat: Memeh eh nem meh heh. Shopiom: Um, no idea what you said. No idea! But, you're still so cool! Strong Bad: He said, "Well, you named the dumb toon!" Now, start this frikin' thing already! Shopiom: Alright. Caption: One day, Shopiom was getting ready for the purplest cabbage contest. {The Cheat throws out a note} Shopiom: {reading note} I am sick Homestar Runner Shopiom: Oh, that idiot! I don't really care. Strong Bad: {whispering} Crap! Shopiom: I'm gonna go get some pizza. I hate these friggin' cabbages! {walks away} {Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat come and steal Shopiom's cabbage and put it in a wagon, then walk away} {cut to Shopiom standing outside Dominos} Shopiom: {knocks} Pizza guy, are you there? {knocks some more} Pizza man? What the crap are you doing? {looks at CLOSED sign} I'm leaving. {background laughter} {cut to SB, SM, and The Cheat pushing the wagon with the stolen cabbage in it} Strong Bad: {singing} We got the cabbage, we got the cabbage, and we're gonna win the con-a-test! {wagon bumps into a rock and cabbage falls out and flies into Shopiom's hands, who is walking by} Shopiom: {mad} Oh, you guys. You stole my cabbage! The Cheat, I forgive you. Though, I'll deal with YOU TWO after the contest! {cut to the contest} The Announcer: And Shopiom wins the purplest cabbage contest! {gives Shopiom a big, gold cabbage} Shopiom: Hee hee hee! {After the contest, at The Field} {Shopiom is with SB and SM, hitting them on the head repeatedly with the big, gold cabbage} Both: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! The end |