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Sun, 04 Jul 2004 15:46:14 . . . . Shopiom [Put more cool 3-D pictures!]

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I would like to teach some spelling and grammar here, so I used the songs from an easter egg in StrongBadEmail/local news, including some songs I made up! Enjoy!

::1:
::Oh, if you want it to be posessive, it's just I-T-S
::But, if it's supposed to be a contraction, it's I-T-apostrophe-S...scalawag

::2:
::Whatever happened to capitalization
::It used to be so cooool

::3:
::Girl, don't forget to spellcheck
::Or I'll come to your house and throw a brick through your dad's windshield
::Windshield!

::4:
::Y-O-U-R
::Y-O-U-Apostrophe-R-E
::They're as different as night and day
::Don't you think that night and day are different?
::What's wrong with you?

::5:
::And I don't care how they spell things on the Internet
::When you E-mail me, you spell the whole word out
::And I don't care that your cell phone has a camera in it
::(he trails off making bass guitar noises)

::6:
::Don't use chatspeak on this wiki
::Because it makes me very sicky
::Do whatever you want in your own userspace
::But use the English language in any other place
::Use the English language in any other place
::Dun dun dun!

::7: {to the tune of the conga line song}
::Please use punctuation
::'Cause it will please the nation
::When you end a sentence
::You should use a period
::Or use a question mark
::Or an exclamation point
::If you want to pau-hause
::Then just use a comma

::8:
::Can you capitalize a name or a title?
::You should write Strong Bad, not strong bad!
::Also write Homestar, not homestar!
::And it will get you real far

::9:
::Supercalafredilisticexpialadocious
::I know that it's spelling is very quite atrocious
::If you're a careful speller, it'll always be precocious
::Supercalafredilisticexpialadocious!

::10:
::Now, for the grammar!
::Ain't ain't a word so I ain't gonna use it
::Never say he don't or she don't because people will fuse it
::You was does not exist
::It makes it to the wrong grammar list


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