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== Transcript == {Shows title screen, then cuts to Homestar and the Cheat} THE CHEAT: {Mumbles some cheat talk} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, yeah? THE CHEAT: {Mumbles some cheat talk} HOMESTAR RUNNER: And work out twice a day? THE CHEAT: {Mumbles some cheat talk} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, okay. Mash play on that jambox. {The Cheat leaves} {music starts to play, cuts to the Cheat holding an inflatible boom box, then to the Cheat's hand playing keyboard, then to Homestar} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Everybody knows it. {Cuts to the Cheat's hand playing keyboard, then to Homestar} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Everybody knows it. {The Cheat dances with Homestar, then Homestar is alone again.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Everybody knows it's true. {The Cheat dances with Homestar, then Homestar is alone again.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, yeah. {The Cheat dances with Homestar, then Homestar is alone again.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: You gotta do the best you can. {Cuts to the Cheat playing the keyboard, then to Homestar} HOMESTAR RUNNER: And work out twice a day. {Cuts to the Cheat playing the keyboard, then to Homestar spinning the proppeller on his hat, then to Homestar wearing dark sunglasses and holding a microphone} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Don't ask me why I said it. {Cut's to him dancing around, then to Homestar wearing dark sunglasses and holing a microphone} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Because I already forgot. {Cut's to the Cheat duplicated, then to the Cheat's hand playing keyboard, the Cheat dances with Homestar, then they stop dancing.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks the cheat! That was great! THE CHEAT: {Mumbles some cheat talk} HOMESTAR RUNNER: So I guess it's back to puting dog food in my shoes, huh? THE CHEAT: {Mumbles some cheat talk, sounds like U-huh! Uh-Huh!} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay. See you later! {both of them walk off.} |