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Mon, 02 Aug 2004 22:28:52 . . . . pool-209-158-86-23.atc.east.verizon.net [added "Talk" replies]

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This is where you can find all the replies that you get when you either fight, talk to, or jump the various obstacles. Fell free to post replies that are not already on
*ball:
**Fight-It was a ball. You popped it and made some kid cry.
**Talk-It was a ball. It talks of foreign lands. Intruiging.
**Jump
*bat:
**Fight-It was a bat. You throw tin foil at it, screwing up its radar.
**Talk-It was a bat. SCREE! SQUEE! Ow! Your ears!
**Jump
*cable:
**Fight-It was the cable. The cable refuses to fight back.
**Talk-It was the cable. It says your girlfriend cheats on you.
**Jump
*calendar:
**Fight-It was a calendar. You can't. You still end up getting everyone gift cards.
**Talk-It was a calendar. It says you forgot your 6 monthiversary. You're screwed.
**Jump
*chest:
**Fight-It was a chest. You beat the crap out of it. Poor chest.
**Talk-It was a chest. You talked it into opening up. You're rich!
**Jump
*coffee:
**Fight-It was coffee. It won. Now you'll be up all night.
**Talk-It was coffee. 'Triple cream, triple sugar. And a cruller'
**Jump
*computer:
**Fight-It was a computer. You reformat and install Linux. Nice work.
**Talk-It was a computer. Voice recognition software still sucks.
**Jump
*cute girl:
**Fight-It was a cute girl. Now she is badly bruised.
**Talk-It was a cute girl. You got her phone number.
**Jump
*Darren:
**Fight-It was a Darren. You never liked Darren. Good going.
**Talk-It was a Darren. He called you a 'dumbjob.' Ouch.
**Jump
*fear itself:
**Fight-It was fear itself. You fight fear with fear. Oh wait, that's fire.
**Talk-It was fear itself. You learn that it's just as scared of you.
**Jump
*Franciscan Monk:
**Fight-It was a Franciscan monk. Wimpiest monk ever. High five.
**Talk-It was a Franciscan monk. You tell him the one about the horse in the midget bar. He keeps his vow.
**Jump
*great:
**Fight-It was great. Why fight something so great?
**Talk-It was great. You talk to it. It's so great.
**Jump
*home stereo system:
**Fight-It was a home stereo system. You puncture the subwoofer. Lame.
**Talk-It was a home stereo system. It totally is talking back to you!
**Jump
*K2:
**Fight-It was K2. You get lightheaded from lack of oxygen and lose both your hands.
**Talk-It was K2. You guys make fun of sherpas together. Good times.
**Jump
*love:
**Fight-It was love. You can't fight it and you can't hurry it. You just have to wait.
**Talk-It was love. You see a counselor and try to work things out. It doesn't work.
**Jump
*meal replacement bar:
**Fight-It was a meal replacement bar. You break a tooth trying to bite it to death.
**Talk-It was a meal replacement bar. You tell it that it is flavorless, and it reaffirms your belief by not replying.
**Jump
*monster:
**Fight-It was a monster. He wasn't very strong. You won.
**Talk-It was a monster. He pulled out a gun and shot you.
**Jump
*mother:
**Fight-It was mother. You lose. Now you're on telephone restriction.
**Talk-It was mother. She calls nintendo, 'intendro.' How embarrassing.
**Jump
*prisoner:
**Fight-It was a prisoner. He kicks your butt from here to the joint.
**Talk
**Jump
*proverb:
**Fight-It was a proverb. You knock the proverbial snot out of it.
**Talk-It was a proverb. It's too highbrow. You get confused.
**Jump
*rabid dog:
**Fight-It was a rabid dog. Rabies for you.
**Talk-It was a rabid dog. 'Quit crappin up my lawn!'
**Jump
*Robot Darren:
**Fight-It was Robot Darren. Robot Darren has a laser. VOIP!
**Talk-It was Robot Darren. It calls you a 'syntax error.' Ouch.
**Jump
*rock:
**Fight-It was a rock. Your knuckles are all bloody.
**Talk-It was a rock. Now you're really bored.
**Jump
*scratch ticket:
**Fight-It was a scratch ticket. In the process you rub off the silver stuff. Five dollars!
**Talk-It was a scratch ticket. It makes you feel like a loser.
**Jump
*shark:
**Fight-It was a shark It bites your fists off. Too bad.
**Talk-It was a shark Quint calls out to you from the depths of the shark's belly with some keen fishing tips.
**Jump
*social injustice:
**Fight-It was some social injustice. You feel pretty awesome about yourself.
**Talk-It was some social injustice. Good conversation but nothing gets done.
**Jump
*stand of pines:
**Fight-It was a stand of pines. Not standing anymore, boyiii.
**Talk-It was a stand of pines. It whispers back.
**Jump
*stump:
**Fight-It was a stump. You can't fight the stump any more than you can stop time.
**Talk-It was a stump. It grows a little.
**Jump
*swing-dancing trend:
**Fight-It was the swing-dancing trend. You try but peer pressure causes you to take lessons anyway.
**Talk-It's the swing dancing trend. It's impervious to reason.
**Jump
*train:
**Fight-It was a train. You put a penny on the tracks. Doesn't derail.
**Talk-It was a train. You talk to the hobo in the livestock car. He smells.
**Jump