Older Newer
Sun, 01 Aug 2004 17:05:39 . . . . Mr. Strong Bad

Changes by last author:

Added:
== Fortunes ==
*Little things add up to a little bit.
*Try a little levitation.
*Start a little fire. A little one!
*Hey, it worked for Taft.
*Briefly, let's discuss your underwear.
*You will spot a food store with your name. You aren't related.
*Switching soaps cold turkey will give you a rash.
*Brush up on knock-knock jokes. They're on their way back.
*Have a good time, all the time.
*Your friends wonder if they met you now, would they still like you?
*Ask me about super-dooper savings.
*"They" say "you" are "stupid." Whatever that means.
*Your primary goal will be washing up.
*Lighten your load by doing less work.
*Length x width = height. No wait. I mean area.
*Park in a secret place where no one can find you.
*Ugliness is next to you. Scooch on over.
*Girls shouldn't usually wear ball caps.
*You willtire of your mayonnaise and it will grow tired of you.
*Homonyms will give you trouble at a social function.
*Wait by the phone. See if it rings.
*You will fight for a just cause, just 'cause.
*You've got something between your teeth. Something green.
*Make a little guy out of a paperclip.
*Clumsiness will bring about a change of pants.
*An authority figure will look at you through X-ray specs.
*Make it great. Next time don't be late.
*Why not try some moldy bread. You might not vomit.
*Pay no attention to the man in parentheses.
*Things are about to get a whole lot flimsier.
*The backwards alphabet is just as important as the frontwards one.
*Start adding sugar to coke. That's why they put it on the table.
*A true friend will tell you how stupid that shirt looks.
*From now on, give only high-fives.
*It's not lazy if it's hilarious.
*Start putting stamps on all your emails.
*Greatness can be measured in arguments won.
*Tell your boss to quit. Then take their job.
*Buy me a sandwich.
*There are some dishes under your bed that you should just throw away.
*Stop listening to country music.
*The truth is, banana peels just aren't that slippery.
*You will avoid laundry altogether and buy more socks.
*Don't skip school... skip class.
*{In yellow} Yellow text is hard to read.
*Remember that time you lied to your mom?
*Begin saying 'toot' backwards. No one will ever know.
*It's not illegal if it's hilarious.
*A pillow fort simply cannot last.
*The liklihood is great that you will bring home some bacon.
*Gimme a dollar.
*Stop picking at it.
*It's not mean if it's hilarious.
*Will you go with me? Yes[] No[] (you can check off either answer, but nothing will happen.)
*Treat others as if they treated you first.
*Don't wait for a reason to give up, just stop trying.
*Your potential is full, empty it out. It's starting to stink.
*www.thoraxcorp.com
*Laugh your way out of a tense bathroom situation.
*Maybe try and be a little funnier.
*A life of luxury will end in buxury.