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STRONG SAD: Oh, hello, this is Strong Sad-- THE CHEAT: {The Cheat makes The Cheat noises which sounds like, "And The Cheat!"} STRONG SAD: --and we're the co-directors of this video. THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises} STRONG SAD: Uh, so my portion of this video details the life of a very lonely individual named Rondell who can't deal with the decisions of day-to-day life. STRONG BAD: We interrupt this whining to bring you this important headline: "World bored to death by Strong Sad's commentary." STRONG SAD: Aww, what are you doing here? You're hardly even in this video! STRONG BAD: Yeah, well I woulda been the one directing it if weren't for those Super Giant guys. STRONG SAD: That's not what they're called. STRONG BAD: Whatever they're called, that one right there with the glasses, he started talking all these vocabulary words at me and confusin' me and the next thing I know, I was relegated to this crappy bit part. STRONG SAD: Hey, "relegated" sounds like a vocabulary word. STRONG BAD: I'll relegate your face to a... bloody pulp! THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises} STRONG SAD: Oh, that part represented hitting coffee with a drumstick. Okay. STRONG BAD: {upon seeing a picture captioned "our gracious host"} Ahh! More like our "I'll murder you in a back alley" host. STRONG SAD: Uh, so this next part is an allusion to one of my very favorite experimental films called-- STRONG BAD: Boring Johnny and the Get Bored Crew. STRONG SAD: {exasperated} Would you quit it with the "boring" comments? STRONG BAD: Look, if it weren't for that tentacle skull riding the old-timey bike, this video would have nothin'! THE CHEAT: {barely comprehensible} You don't like the video, huh? STRONG SAD: Oh, yeah, the first question on that pop quiz was, "Are you all going to be in my experimental film?" STRONG BAD: Oh, look, there he is! Keep on old-timey biking, tentacle-skull. {A cockroach appears.} Hey, is that Gavin? I didn't know he was in this video. He's got, like, as much screen time as I do! HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey guys, is this the Super Giants video? STRONG SAD: That's not what they're-- STRONG BAD: Yes. But they cut us out of it. HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, weird -- then why'd they bother getting someone who looks just like me? STRONG BAD: No, that is you, I just mean they mostly-- HOMESTAR RUNNER: And that guy looks just like you! And that big guy (referring to Strong Mad) looks just like Coach Z! STRONG BAD: Now this part accurately represents what it feels like to watch this video. STRONG SAD: {exasperated} Ohhh! This next part is all about Rondell's transformation into a new man. HOMESTAR RUNNER: I thought you said that was just an accident that happened because you loaded the film wrong. STRONG SAD: {embarassed} Uhh, why don't you shut up, Homestar? HOMESTAR RUNNER: I dunno... 'cause I guess I got a lot of stuff to say. STRONG BAD: Check out my dance! Ooh, ah, ooh side-swipe! {The Cheat joins in} Ooh, ah, ooh side-swipe! {Homestar joins in} Ooh, ah, ooh side-swipe! Ooh, ah, ooh side-swipe! STRONG SAD: Ahhh, this is the worst commentary ever! STRONG BAD: That's what I've been saying this whole time! HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, me too. Worst commissary ever! STRONG SAD: At this point reality and fantasy have collided and everybody... pogos. THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises} STRONG SAD: {angry} What do you mean you tried to be as dumpy-accurate as possible? STRONG BAD: Let's talk about how "Real Smooth Moves" is like the best band name ever. The old Supreme Giants boys could take a cue from that one. HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm gonna take a cue from that kitchen table and go get me a blueberry muffin! STRONG SAD: Ohh, what a disaster. I hope I still get paid. |