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{The title "Homestar vs. Little Girl" appears. Scene opens to reveal Puppet Homestar with Little Girl. Homestar wears a Santa hat. Throughout the cartoon the action often cuts, as if we're watching selected pieces of a longer video.} HOMESTAR: What do you want for Decemberween? LITTLE GIRL: I want {pauses, contemplating her answer} a space show! {throws her arms into the air to emphasize} HOMESTAR: {befuddled} A space show? {Cut to the little girl waving her hands around excitedly. A Christmas tree is now partially visible in the background.} LITTLE GIRL: Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet. HOMESTAR: {waving back and forth} Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet. {Cut to Homestar's Santa hat sitting crooked on his head.} HOMESTAR: Hey, did you want to fix my hat? LITTLE GIRL: Okay. {Little Girl attempts to fix the hat with limited success. She tries pulling it down in the front, but it isn't working.} HOMESTAR: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes! LITTLE GIRL: That's okay. {Cut and Homestar's hat is somewhat fixed.} HOMESTAR: What would you like for Decemberween? {Slight cut.} LITTLE GIRL: DVD. HOMESTAR: DVD? LITTLE GIRL: Do, do you like all these DVDs? HOMESTAR: I love every DVD that was ever made. LITTLE GIRL: What kind of DVD do you like? HOMESTAR: I like space show DVDs best. {Cut.} LITTLE GIRL: Going to eat lots and lots of breakfasts! HOMESTAR: Lots of breakfasts. What type of breakfast do you have? {Cut.} LITTLE GIRL: {singing, sort of} Some jelly, and peanut butter. HOMESTAR: {singing} Jelly, and peanut butter. Jelly, and peanut butter. {his hat begins to slip off his head as he sings} Here goes my hat. {Cut.} LITTLE GIRL: {laughing} That sounds like funny. HOMESTAR: It sounds like funny, but it's not. |