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{A green title screen with yellow words appears, saying Homestar and the Nice Present. The scene switches to Puppet Homestar wearing a Santa hat, in a standing in a snowy background in front of a present wrapped in red paper.} HOMESTAR: Oh wow, a present! {He jumps onto the present, tearing off the wrapping paper. We then see Homestar close up.} HOMESTAR: (disappointed) Oh. {We see a little Santa Claus figure} A little Santamen. Booooo!! {We see the Santa figure dancing in front of Homestar} HOMESTAR: (sarcastically) What a blast. Boy, we're having fun now. {The scene switches to Homestar making kung-fu poses and noises in front of the Santa figure. Then, the scene switches to Homestar laying down} HOMESTAR: Aww... GET FUN! {The scene switches to Homestar standing next to the Santa figure, as it slowly moves along} HOMESTAR: Hey, wanna race? Ready... GO! {runs past the figure with little competition} {The scene switches back to Homestar laying down in front of the Santa figure} HOMESTAR: So then Marzipan says I'm projecting my problems. {Once again, the scene switches to Homestar standing next to the Santa figure, as it slowly moves along} HOMESTAR: Look at him go. You're really moving along there, Santamen. {The scene switches back to Homestar laying down in front of the figure} HOMESTAR: You know, how can a guy deal with that? {The Santa figure makes a noise, then suddenly stops. Homestar sits up and looks at it.} ...Santamen? |