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{Dangeresque is sitting in the Gremlin, driving. Suddenly the car phone rings.} DANGERESQUE: Oh, my car phone. {He picks up the phone.} You got Dangeresque. Who this is? Cut to Renaldo in the office RENALDO: {holds the phone receiver to his ear} Hello, Dangeresque? It's Renaldo. I need you back here away, right? I mean, right away. DANGERESQUE: {off-screen} Uh, I'm in a car right now, but I can drive it to the office. RENALDO: Sounds like a plan. {Cut to Dangeresque in his car.} DANGERESQUE: Hang on, car phone! Get ready for some fancy driving! {The car goes all over forests and hills and does all kinds of swerves before halting outside the office. He goes to the door but sees a limozeen swerve around the corner} VOICE 1: {In Limo} Doo Hoo Hoo! Finally I know where to get the serum! Doo Hoo Hoo! VOICE 2: Yes, Har Har Har... ''{Whispering: I can't believe I'm doing thi-} {The Limo whisks down the road. Dangeresque looks at it and then walks inside} RENALDO: What took you so long? DANGERESQUE: Oh, I had to swing by Cool Weapons Surplus for a new nunchuck gun. {Holds up a nunchuck gun.} And a Reesy cup milkshake. {Holds up a milkshake cup with "Reesy Cup" printed on it.} RENALDO: Well, you know why you're here? DANGERESQUE: To get my pay for the week? RENALDO: No, I called you in to meet your new partner: Dangeresque, too? {The camera pans right to Homestar Runner, wearing sunglasses.} DANGERESQUE TOO: The name's Dangeresque. Nice to meet ya. DANGERESQUE: Whaaa? RENALDO: Dangeresque! DANGERESQUE: Yeah? DANGERESQUE TOO: What? {simultaneously} {They both turn and glare at each other to the accompaniment of a shock riff made by Strong Bad over the top.} RENALDO: Perducci's intercepted the serum at the border! {He holds up the newspaper from Stunt Double, this time with a taped-on headline reading "PERDUCCI IS THE BAD GUY".} If that serum doesn't make it through, they'll kidnap Cutesy Buttons! DANGERESQUE & DANGERESQUE TOO: Perducci! RENALDO: So Dangeresques, what's the plan? DANGERESQUE TOO: Well, we know he intercepted- DANGERESQUE: the border, but now we need to- DANGERESQUE TOO: know where he's hiding out. And I know where tha- DANGERESQUE: Maybe a game of tennis will clear our minds! DANGERESQUE TOO: But, Dangeresq- DANGERESQUE: Oh come on, there really is no time to waste! {Cut to Dangeresque Too and Dangeresque playing squash in the indoor court. Dangeresque Too serves the ball and they play a frantic volley, which Dangeresque wins.} DANGERESQUE TOO: {removes sunglasses} What is your malfunction? DANGERESQUE: Let's get one thing straight, meatball... face... butt: I work alone. 'Cept when I work with Renaldo. Which is all the time. DANGERESQUE TOO: Oh yeah? Well, you need me because I'm the only one that knows where Perducci is, and where that is is that he is... in Istanbul. DANGERESQUE: Istanbul! Of course! I knew that! DANGERESQUE TOO: Actually, I was the only one who- DANGERESQUE: Shut Up, we need to get moving! {Blackout fade to a city in Istanbul. Dangeresque Too and Dangeresque are standing next to a building, which has a sign saying "Istanbul" on it.} DANGERESQUE TOO: Perducci's got to be here around in Istanbul somewhere. DANGERESQUE: I hope you're right. We’ve got to get that serum through... DANGERESQUE TOO: Let's ask this passers-by. {A civilian walks by, holding a sandwich.} DANGERESQUE TOO: What do you know about Perducci, doughboy? CIVILIAN: Only that I am not one of his minions. All I know is that he has intercepted the serum at the southern border. DANGERESQUE TOO: Well, thanks anyways. Move it along, hot tub! {Civilian walks out.} DANGERESQUE TOO: That stranger seemed to know a little bit too little about Perducci... DANGERESQUE: And that voice sounded familiar... {The screen fades to the top of the tallest sky scraper and Perducci is behind the so called civilian.} PERDUCCI: What? Two Dangeresques? {He turns to the camera, revealing that he is wearing a blue coat, sunglasses and a name-tag reading "hello my name is perducci".} Well, they'll still be no match for my secret weapon! {The screen cuts to a silluetted robot with red eyes. Screen fades to Dangeresque and Dangeresque Too outside a house} HOUSE KEEPER: Yes, I know about Perducci. I used to work for him. His main base is at the top of the Incredibly High, Sky Scraping Sky Scraper. DANGERESQUE: Mmmmmmm... DANGERESQUE TOO: Well then, all we have to do is climb up there... {Screen fades to the sky scraper} DANGERESQUE: Once we've climbed this skyscraper, we'll hopefully be able to throw some people off. Maybe even Perducci. {They continue to climb. The screen cuts to the top of the Sky Scraper, where the Dangeresques meet Perducci.} PERDUCCI: Dangeresque?! DANGERESQUE TOO: Yeah? DANGERESQUE: What? {simultaneously} PERDUCCI: Allow me to introduce you to both my secret weapon and your doom: Killingyouguy! {It turns out the weapon wasn't a robot, but a cyborg. It has scars from testing.} DANGERESQUE TOO: Oh. Gad. DANGERESQUE: That guy is tall. DANGERESQUE TOO & STRONG BAD: You take the big guy. HOMESTAR RUNNER: The pipes are broken! {He leaps off. We cut to Dangeresque Too, whirling around and kicking the Cyborg repeatedly in the face.} KILLINGYOUGUY: Oof! Ow! Ouff! Ouwh! Getting! Dizzy! Blacking! Out! Oof! Geez! Oouf! {We then cut to Dangeresque, Renaldo (silhouetted) and Dangeresque Too (looking down on the fallen Cyborg)} RENALDO: Nice work there, Dangeresques! DANGERESQUE & DANGERESQUE TOO: Thanks. Ahahahaha. {Cutesy Buttons approaches Renaldo, holding a glass of brown liquid, with ice cubes and parsley bobbing on the surface.} CUTESY BUTTONS: Mmm. Thanks for the serum, boys. Now I won't be kidnapped. RENALDO: Wait! Where's Perducci?! PERDUCCI: Doo Hoo Hoo! You may have defeated me now Dangeresques, but I will be back. Now come Sir JengaShip??, we're leaving! {Civilian (Sir JengaShip??) sighs a follows Perducci into the Limozeen. The Limozeen swerves away into the distance} PERDUCCI: Doo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo... DANGERESQUE: Oh no... DANGERESQUE TOO: He's getting away! RENALDO: I'll phone the police! They'll road block him! DANGERESQUE: They'll never catch up with him! We'll meet again Perducci! DANGERESQUE TOO: And when you do, you'll have to answer to us! {The screen fades and the credits roll.} |