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{The words "Eggs-A-Plenty" appear on the screen, then shrink and go away.} CE1: Mm... I'd like some eggs right now, eh, Kor? KOR: I'm allergic to eggs. CE1: Oh. That ain't good. {Mavo jumps on Kor, then takes him to his castle.} CE1: This does not look good for the Korstar Runner. KOR: CE1, YOU IDIOT! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE! I HAVE FURY! CE1: I'll go buy a shotgun to shoot down Mavo. {Scene transistes to a gun store.} CE1: What do you mean, I have to be 18? GUNKEEPER: AGH! GET OUT NOW! {Kicks CE1 out of the shop.} CE1: Ow, me gut. She hurts like heck, 'ay! KOR: Stop talking like that and friggin' save me! CE1: How are you talking to me? KOR: Mavo hurt himself and he's getting a band-aid! CE1: Oh, poor Mavo. KOR: Shut up, and save me you idiot! CE1: I'm gonna get a lollypop. Lollypop, lollypop, la, la, la, lollypop. KOR: Noo! I don't wanna go in the Depths of Evil! No! No! No! No! MAVO: Shut up, please shut up. {Kor bites Mavo, but Mavo is unaffected. Then CE1 flies by in a balloon.} CE1: Would like a ride in my beatiful balloon? MAVO: Dag! It's the cops! {Mavo shoots down the balloon, but then the balloon explodes, shooting everyone at a farm.} CE1: Farms mean animals, and animals means birds, and birds means chickens, and chickens mean hens, and hens mean eggs! {Everyone eats eggs, but then everyone notices Kor is missing.} CE2: You fools! I have Kor! Oh, yeah, and Mavo, I QUIT! '''CE1 AND MAVO: Noooo! CE2: And, since I qu-wait, are those egg-eggs? ACH-OOO! KOR: ACH-OOO! ACH-HOO! {Kor falls in the pig pen.} KOR: AH! Pigs! ACH-OOO! CE1: Hey, Kor, how 'bout you go home? KOR: That sounds good. {Kor and CE1 leave, hearing loud sneezing noises in the background.} ==== THE END ==== Back? Again? |