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== Transcript: == {Open to Stinko Man training in the field.} STINKO MAN: {punches the air} Ah ah ah ah ah! {kicks the air} Hya hya hya hya hya! {The Homestar Runner walks up, kicking his can. The can hits Stinko Man.} STINKO MAN: Waah! Who are you? THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm The Homestar Runner. STINKO MAN: That name is dumb. It sounds like it is soooo dumb. THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well what's your moniker? STINKO MAN: I go by Stinko Man. That's the name of a talented fighter if ever there was one. THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, if you say so. Would you care for some dry meal? {pulls out a bag of dry meal which makes a dry coughing sound} STINKO MAN: No way! I'm training for fighting, or maybe a challenge. So what's that thing you're kicking around? THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, that's just an old can of water soup. I kick it around ever since my dog warshed away in the storm of '28. STINKO MAN: You seem like you might not be from around here. Do you have any special powers? THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: I can play a mean warshboard. {pulls out a washboard and plays it} STINKO MAN: Whoa, what is that? What is that? Some kinda robot? THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: What's a robut? STINKO MAN: You don't know what a robot is? Hahaha! You're so dumb! Hahaha! Dumb. THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, go soak your fat head. STINKO MAN: Are you asking for a CHALLENGE? {starts to power up} THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes sir. Yes sir I am. STINKO MAN: {jumps high into the air} DOUBLE DEUCE!!!! THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: {pulls out a straw and shoots a spitball} Ptooie. {it hits Stinko Man in the eye} STINKO MAN: {falls to the ground} Ow! My eye! It's like, my eye! It hurts so bad! THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, folks, you know what that means. Now I'll do a dance. {starts dancing to what sounds like the Charleston} STINKO MAN: Hahaha! That dance cracks me up! Hahaha! You gotta teach me! THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Just kind of shimmy and shake. STINKO MAN: Yeah! Now I've got it! {starts dancing} THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: 20X6! STINKO MAN: 1936! THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: 20X6! STINKO MAN: 1936! {repeat and fade to black} |