Lyrics/transcript:


Who's always givin' Strong Bad a hand?
The Cheat, The Cheat.

Who's always messin' up Homestar's plans?
The Cheat, The Cheat.

Who's gonna start a rock & roll band?
The Cheat, The Cheat.

Who's (Homestar Talker voice) Making. Out. With. Marzipan.
The Cheat, The Cheat.

(The Cheat, The Cheat is in the house.)

Who's the man that looks like The Cheat?
The Cheat, The Cheat.

Who's the one with the yellow feet?
The Cheat, The Cheat.

Who's the dude that moves to the beat?
The Cheat, The Cheat.

Who's the guy from 21 Jump Street?
Not The Cheat, not The Cheat.

The Cheat.
The Cheat.

(Music ends, cut to Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, and The Cheat in front of Tangerine Dreams.)

The Cheat: (The Cheat noises; sounds like "How was that?")
Strong Bad: Um, I dunno, The Cheat, I don't think it was very good.. at all. I mean, the song was kinda catchy but the visuals were lacking, at best.
Homestar Runner: This is the best video game I've ever played!