Newscaster: Hello, and welcome to news at tooty - two. I am...
JestersOfTheMoon: Yeah, you're a news caster dude and you've come to interview me. Do you know how uncreative this is?
Newscaster: Yes... well, just fill out this survey.
{Newscaster hands JestersOfTheMoon a survey}
Age: 11.
Location: The Ocean State.
Favorite Movie: Big Fish.
Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons.
Favorite Book: I hate this question.
Favorite Homestar Character: The Cheat.
JestersOfTheMoon: This irritating newscaster will likely come back. Go away.