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(Inside Marzipan's house. Homestar is asleep onm the sofa. Marzipan is in the kitchen.) Homestar: zeezeezee....witche's bwoo..... Marzipan: Homestar! Homestar: zeezeezee... Marzipan: Homestar! Homestar: (wakes up) Huh? Whosere? Marzipan: We're out of mayonnaise! Homestar: Ohhh. It's Marzipan. Marzipan: Can you run get me some? And have you seen my popcorn popper? And why is my microwave wearing a veil? Homestar: Oh, well, uh...Mayon Time!(runs off to get mayonnaise) (It is now dark. Homestar is still gone, and Marzipan is waiting in the same spot. She hasn't slept.) Marzipan: Where is he? (There is a knock at the door.) Marzipan: Oh! That'll be him now! (She goes to get the door. A thinner homestar with no hat, a blue shirt, and an overbite is outside.) Marzipan: You're not Homestar! Homeschool: (speaks with a lower version of Homestar's voice) Of course not! I is Homeschool Winner. I'm Homestar and Homsar's brother. Marzipan: Homestar has a brother? Homsar and Homestar are brothers? He never told me. Homeschool: He pwobabwy fowgot. I sure did. To be continued... ---- Are you ever gonna continue this? - The Conductor |