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 The King of Town! Hoo-ray! -The King of Town The King of Town is the de-facto ruler of Free Country, U.S.A. He lives in a castle, and The Cheat lives in his grill. He is not very cool. He realizes this, but still tries to be as cool as he can, which he most of the time fails at. One of his main problems is that he is a glutton and will eat anything in front of him, including (but not limited to) an entire flock of sheep, a tub of Strong Bad's cocoa butter, and candy corn Halloween decorations. However, he hates peas. He is the present owner of Tandy 400. At one time, he was the svelte, young Prince of Town. However, he was fattened after eating all the fishsticks from The Cheat's egg, so now he is a glutton. According to an early character page, he is Marzipan's dad. His Halloween Costumes over the years: Cap'n Crunch, Hagar the Horrible, Super Mario, The Hamburgler. The King of Town has no gallery yet. ---- == Greeting from his Character Video == KoT: Hello, my loyal subjects. I am The King of Town. Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl. Now despite rumors to the contrary, I did not just buy a crown at the costume palace and ask people to start calling me The King of Town. I earned my title the same way I earned a free combo meal by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. I also did not ever try to eat my own mustache. I live in yon castle, and employ a Poopsmith for reasons I do not care to disclose. Furthermore, I will now eat this bowl of corn dog batter. [Watch his Character Tape] ---- == Complete Filmography == The King of Town DVD (debut) Marshmallow's Last Stand (The Chap Brothers edited this and put the KOT in there after his debut.) Where's the Cheat? Theme Song Video Three Times Halloween Funjob A Decemberween Pageant Pumpkin Carve-nival King of Town Main Page Kot E-mail The Best Decemberween Ever The House That Gave Sucky Treats Some Stupid Turkey Homestarloween Party Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon StrongBadEmail/autobiography (easter egg) StrongBadEmail/dangeresque 3 StrongBadEmail/different town StrongBadEmail/haircut StrongBadEmail/labor day StrongBadEmail/local news StrongBadEmail/monster truck StrongBadEmail/suntan StrongBadEmail/the bet StrongBadEmail/theme park StrongBadEmail/your friends ---- |