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Features: Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Bubs, Grape Nuts Robot, Coach Z, PomPom, The Cheat ---- STRONG BAD: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! {This echoes and a wicked guitar solo plays while Strong Bad rocks out.} Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again? {reading email} Hey Strong Bad, You have done so many of these e-mails which one would you say is the best, or your personal favorite. Thanks, HockeymanJ05 {Strong Bad pronounces the name "Hockeyjackman.. whatever".} {typing} Well, Hockeyfriend, my emails are like my childrens. I love them all! But if I had to play favorites... Let's see... {not typing} There's that one where they asked what I'd do if I was invisable {pronounces it like that}, and I got to punch Homestar in the gut. {Cut to Homestar Runner in a field. A stack of Swiss Cake Roll boxes float toward him.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hey guys. {Homestar Runner is punched in the gut by an unseen force.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Owwwwww, those things are bad for you. STRONG BAD: Ooh, and that one where my computer exploded. {Cut to Strong Bad sitting at Tandy 400. It explodes and he is sent flying across the room and through the wall.} STRONG BAD: And then there's that on where Bubs built the Strong Bad Robot out of a box of Grape Nuts and a speak-and-spell. {Cut to Bubs and Strong Bad standing in a field with the Grape Nuts Robot.} GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Now spell come back Ali, Come back Ali's sister. STRONG BAD: No way, that sounds just like me! {Strong Bad does a number of double-takes.} STRONG BAD: And that time where that girl wrote in and I drank a glass of soy sauce and thought I could fly Bubs' Concession Stand. {Cut to Strong Bad sitting on top of Bubs' Concession Stand. He wears aviation goggles and holds a makeshift steering wheel. Empty soy sauce bottles are strewn about.} STRONG BAD: Whoohooo! Clear the launchway, man, we're takin' this baby TO THE MOOOOOOON! {Strong Bad falls over backward behind the sign and the "D" falls off, onto Bubs' counter. Bubs immediately puts up a sign that says "'D' for SALE".} STRONG BAD: Oh, and who could forget TAPE LEG TWO! {Cut to Strong Bad stitting at Tandy 400. There's an e-mail on the screen which says: Dear strong bad again, my brothers continue to tell me that your legs are made of tape, are you sure it's not true? -Nicolas a> They still say my legs are made of tape?! WHAT?? I say again, do I look like some kinda tape-leg? I swear on Strong Sad's grave, man, I was never, nor will I ever be, a tape-leg. {He sticks his foot in the air and it's covered with tape.} STRONG BAD: Oh and how 'bout that one where I left such a good prank call on Marzipan's answering machine that it exploded? {Cut to MarzipansAnsweringMachine.} STRONG BAD:: {from answering machine} PRANK CALL!! {Marzipan's Answering Machine squeals and explodes.} STRONG BAD:: And then there's that really old one that asked what my favorite phrase was.. {Cut to really badly-drawn Strong Bad at really badly-drawn Tandy 400. An e-mail on the screen reads "Favorite phrase? -trixie".} BADLY-DRAWN STRONG BAD: {in really crappy voice} I like-a-to-say, holy crap! {Really badly-drawn Homestar Runner (without cap) appears.} BADLY-DRAWN HOMESTAR RUNNER: {in really crappy voice} Oh no, it's a Strong Bad! STRONG BAD: And the one where PomPom and Coach Z got in that knife fight on the stone bridge.. {Cut to stone bridge over a river. Coach Z and PomPom are facing eachother with knife. Coach Z keeps dodging back and forth and PomPom deftly twirls his knife.} COACH Z: {to PomPom} I'm a blade-man, man! STRONG BAD: And then the one where the Cheat drank a glass of soy sauce and tried to eat Bubs' Concession Stand.. {Cut to Bubs' Concession stand. Empty soy sauce bottles are strewn about and the cheat is gnawing away at the back corner.} THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises} {Pan to Strong Bad, atop Bubs' Concession Stand again.} STRONG BAD: Hold on tight, The Cheat, we're blastin' off TO THE MOOOOOOOON! STRONG BAD: {typing} So that's it, Soccerdude. That's pretty much the cream of the crop. There might be a few other good ones but if you ask me it doesn't get any better than the Grape Nuts robot. {not typing} Okay, so.. OHHHHHH THAT'S THE END!! {His last line echoes, and he begins imitating a guitar, but the rockin' music doesn't come back.} STRONG BAD: Oh man, which button was it?? {The Paper comes down.} |