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STRONG BAD: {singing} Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope it is from a female! {opens email} Oh man! Not from a female. {reading email} Hey Strong Bad, Can you draw a dragon? I want to see your skills of an artist. (Strong Bad: Mmm...OK.) Well, g2g kaizer from California {typing} A dragon? That's easy! Feel free to follow along with my simple step-by-step instructions. I make drawing FUN!! {Cuts to a scene of a piece of paper on a table. You can only see Strong Bad's right boxing glove, and he is holding a pencil.} STRONG BAD: To begin, draw an S {draws an S on the paper.} for snake. Er, dragon. Er, whatever. Then, we'll draw a more different S. {draws another S connected to the other} For the head, put a top mark on a long V. {draws a triangle on top of the S} Then you add some legs... {draws two beefy legs} draw on a couple of arms... {draws two beefy arms, eyes, spikes, teeth and angry eyebrows.} ..wait a minute. I think I need to start over. Thing doesn't look natural. {draws a speech bubble coming from the dragon that says 'The S is for sucks', and pulls up a clean sheet of paper.} Okay, so starting again, the same way. S, more different S. Close it up real good at the top for his head (makes an attached, open-mouth head), then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spineties, and angry eyebrows. {draws all of what he mentioned, plus stick legs.} You know, you can add smoke or fire {draws both coming from the dragon's mouth}, maybe some wings, if he's a.. wing-a-ling dragon. {Draws two wings on the dragon's back.} Let's put one of those beefy arms back on for good measure. {draws a single beefy arm on the back of the dragon} That looks really good. Comin' out of the back of his neck, there. Now he needs a name. How about, TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR. {writes it below the dragon} Oh yeah. Check out all his majesty. {draws rays of majesty coming from the dragon} {Cut to Compy 386.} STRONG BAD: {typing} So there's my dragon, kaizer. Let's see how the other students are doing. {Cut to scene in a big room with several tables. Strong Bad approaches Coach Z, who is drawing with chalk on a small slate.} STRONG BAD: All right! What do you got for me, Coach Z? COACH Z: Take a look there! {zoom in a squiggly drawing that resembles a snake} I think she's lookin' pretty good! STRONG BAD: I said consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!!! Geez. {walking away} Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face. COACH Z: {offscreen} That happened once! {Cut to Strong Mad. He is using a sharp-edge to carve the word 'DAGRON' into the table.} STRONG BAD: Strong Mad. You just, keep doing your thing, man. {If you click on the 'R', we see Homsar next. He has in front of him a piece of lined paper that says 'Taster's choice' taped to the table.} STRONG BAD: Get out of my house! HOMSAR: I doooooo what I'm told. {End of easter egg. Cut to Strong Sad, who has drawn a masterpiece.} STRONG BAD: Oh crap! I didn't know you were doing one. STRONG SAD: Oh, sure. I think I've improved on your methods a bit, too. {zoom in on his picture} I applied some chiaroscuro shading, and some... STRONG BAD: I'll improve on your methods!! {Takes out his BMW lighter and sets Strong Sad's picture aflame. It quickly disintegrates with hardly a trace.} STRONG SAD: What? That's not an improvement! STRONG BAD: WA HA HA!! Trogdor strikes again! {Cut to black and white pencil-drawn scene of Trogdor. Rock music is playing in the background.} STRONG BAD: {screaming} TROGDOR!!! TROGDOR!!! {singing} Trogdor was a man! I mean, he was a dragon-man! Or, maybe, he was just a dragon! But he was still.... TROGDOR!!!! TROGDOR!!!! Burninating the countryside! Burninating the peasants! Burninating all the people! In their thatched roof COTTAGES!!! THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!! {Cut to Compy 386.} STRONG BAD: And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!! |