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Strong Bad: {singing} So innocent an email free.... That's you 'n me. {Reading email} Hey, yo there Strong Bad! I was wondering why The Cheat is such a diligent lackey. Did you save his life one time and now he has to repay you? Steve Victoria, BC {Typing} BC? Whoa! This is an old freakin' email. Most of the emails I get are ADs. And the occasional JD. Wow. I wonder if it was written on like, a stone tablet. Or maybe some, uh, papyrus. Anyhow... No, Steve, The Cheat is a good lackey because he "knows what's best" and "doesn't want to get left by the side of the road during a thunderstorm" or "taped to PomPom again." It probably also has to do with the fact that I "treat him like a brother that's not Strong Sad" instead of "a little yellow squeaky thing that somethetimes steals my ladytypes." I also pay him real nice. Which isn't very difficult considering The Cheat "thinks pencil shavings are legal tender." Check it out... {Strong Bad sharpens a pencil} Hey The Cheat! The Cheat: {walks in} Meh! Strong Bad: I'll pay you all these precious pencil shavings if you go pilfer me a cantaloupe from Marzipan's melon patch. The Cheat: Mehneh! {runs out} Strong Bad: {typing} Ahhhh, look at him go. So excited, so naive. The Cheat: {runs back in with cantaloupe} Meh! Strong Bad: Whoa, supa soivice! Thanks man. You can go back to whatever you were doin'. The Cheat: {angry} Mehhhh! Strong Bad: Oh, right. Your payment. Here ya go! {scrapes pencil shavings onto The Cheat's head} The Cheat: Mehneh mehneh! {walks off} Strong Bad: Awwww, that's almost adorable... Now, what am I gonna to do with all my tons of new stuff? A sharp pencil, and a can-ta-loo-pay. The possibilities are endless! I suppose I could use the pencil to draw a little guy on the cantaloupe. {mumbling while drawing} Ooh, and then if I jammed the cantaloupe on the end of the pencil... Hey everybody look! It's Rejects/Doregard|Doregard! How ya doin' Do? Doregard: Hey there mister Strong Bad! Well I'm fine, past couple days though. {Cut to Bubs concession stand with The Cheat} Bubs: Your total comes out to fifteen tooty-two! The Cheat: Meh! {passing pencil shavings} Bubs: What's this malarkey? The Cheat: Mehneh! {Points to a sign saying: "We'll Gladly Accept: Cash, Money, or Cash Money". "Pencil shavings" has been added at the bottom} Bubs: Well, if it's on the sign! Nice doin business witchya! {The Cheat walks off with his new "Boy's hobby kit"} {Doregard shows up} Doregard: Hey there Mr. Bubs. I'm from the collection agency. You missed your last payments. Gonna have to bust your kneecaps if ya don't pay up! Bubs: Oh dag! You found me! {slams metal curtain, revealing "SB" graffiti} === The Paper === Strong Bad: Whoa! Forgot about that one! I mean... Doregard: Sure is some niiice graffiti! == FIN == |