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= The Reporter = == The Facts == This rather silly reporter was brought here from Lands Unknown, presumably at the call of Jweb Guru. He tends to spend a lot of time interviewing people, which is really rather a pity, as he doesn't know how. Really. He's also... *Really rather annoying. *Incredibly persistent when it comes to interviewing people. *Probably never going to interview more than a few people over the entire course of his life. *Got a wicked-cool pocket knife. == The Interview == :REPORTER: So, Reporter, I hear you've got something to share with us? :REPORTER: Oh, nothing, really. Not... not much at all. I'm sort of broken up about this, actually. Are you sure I should interview myself? I mean, that sort of thing - :REPORTER: What would Mother have said? :REPORTER: She would have said "Don't you dare do something like that, if you know what's good for you! I'll give you such a thra -" :REPORTER: I meant that hypothetically. :REPORTER: Oh, well, hypothetically she would have supported this as a real eye-opening experience for me, and a chance to shine. :REPORTER: Right. Exactly. So, tell us about yourself. :REPORTER: No. :REPORTER: ...Okay, then. G'night! ---- == Reporter Comments == |